Ivanabitch

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Ivanabitch is a 40% ABV vodka from the Netherlands. The vodka is imported by International Spirits, LLC. The quality is considered to be good. The average price is around $10.08 per 750mL. Rated 3 out of 5 based on 12 reviews.

The bottle states the following:

Reputed by a seriously unreliable source to have been created in the late 1600′s by Dmitri Ivanabitch, a wild-eyed Russian aristocrat, Ivanabitch vodka is a top-quality, premium product with so much attitude it’s enjoyed by rock stars and rappers all over the world.

Ivanabitch Vodka Review

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It’s hard to miss a bottle emblazoned with the word “bitch.” I know there is the “Ivana” part, but it’s clear on what syllable the emphasis falls. The important question is whether Ivanabitch vodka can live up to the edgy branding.

The Shot

Ivanabitch is at first flavorless with odd “almondy” or “vanillaish” flavors slowly creeping in as it marinates on my tongue. A slight burn also starts to develop, and presents itself strongly on the swallow. Fortunately, the burn fades quickly, but my mouth is left with a bitter aftertaste. I don’t have a great need to chase, but a chaser clears the slightly unpleasant taste.

The Mixed Drink

I mixed Ivanabitch with Red Bull at about one part vodka to two parts Red Bull. Ivanabitch mixes very well, perhaps even improving the flavor of the Red Bull, ignoring the slight bitters in the aftertaste.

I also made a screwdriver with Ivanabitch at the same mixture. Again, the subtle flavors make cocktail pleasant in the mouth, but the bitters on the swallow are a little disconcerting.

Opinions

I’ve discussed before that Russian vodkas have a desirable burn. I get mixed signals from Ivanabitch. Obviously, the name invokes thoughts of Russia, but the vodka is made in the Netherlands. Taken as a Russian vodka, I think they failed. However, if I associate it with other vodkas from the Netherlands (e.g. Vox or Ketel One), it seems to fall right in line. If you’re a fan of that style vodka, Ivanabitch might be right up your alley.

And, for the record, it’s very hard not to type “Ivannabitch”. I figured I should mention that for people searching for this ;)

Rated 3 out of 5.

Robert Brodrecht

  • Ivanabitch Vodka Review By laquinda

    No Rating

    I love this. Yes the name stuck out to. This is my new drink. Easy to mix i rather a fruity drink like lemonade and strawberry lemonade. Oh yea mcdonalds frozen lemonade is awesome.

    laquinda

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  • Ivanabitch Vodka Review By Silonda

    4 *****

    I’m a fan of the Ivanabitch brand and found myself delighted at the sight of a new peach flavor. I mixed it with peach orange juice topped with a splash of SpriteĀ® …it was awesome. Finally something a lady like me can handle. Tasted more like a fruity virgin mixer than anything else. I’ve got to stay on my toes with this one, the chances of hangover are a definite possibility! Great price, even better experience! :)

    Silonda

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  • Ivanabitch Vodka Review By Zuri

    5 *****

    I payed $11.47 for the Peach Flavored IvanaBitch its sooo DELiCIOUS mixed with the Ocean Spray Juice brand i believe it is….Whit-Cran-Peach Juice it was PERFECT! And with one cup i seriously was feeling good while the drink Tasted Amazing as well!

    Zuri

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    • Ivanabitch Vodka Review By Reggye

      I mixed the Peach with some Cran-apple and the taste was amazing…

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  • Ivanabitch Vodka Review By Yung10der

    4 *****

    Lemon flavor with pink lemonade minute maid awesome mix……….

    Yung10der

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  • Ivanabitch Vodka Review By Tracie Emmerich

    No Rating

    best vodka i ever tasted but please drink responsible… the stuff is soooo good you cant put it down but you will pay in the orning lol

    Tracie Emmerich

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  • Ivanabitch Vodka Review By Elle

    3 *****

    I tried it at a tasting at a Spec’s Liquor store. I really like the coconut flavor! You can drink it straight or mixed. I am going to try to find more drink recipes for it. I can imagine it with cooking or desserts as well.

    Elle

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  • Ivanabitch Vodka Review By Nuttbudda

    No Rating

    The vodka was great. The best flavors for me are the fruity ones. Peach an berry are at the top of my list. I mixed both bottles with welches peach mango. Amazzzzzzzzing. Top shelve vodka with lower shelve price. Thx IVANABITCH.

    My bad. Five Stars “BITCH” Lol

    Nuttbudda

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  • Ivanabitch Vodka Review By Eric

    3 *****

    I give it a three as well better than some of the other cheap vodka brands like heaven hill, svedka, ect but not quite up to par with the more mid grade level vodkas like grey goose, belvedere, and ciroc. Of course those are double or even triple the price and i would rate those a 3.5 to 4. Still though for the price this vodka really shines i would find it difficult for someone to name much better ones at the same price level other than maybe Russian standard.

    Eric

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  • Ivanabitch Vodka Review By nancy

    5 *****

    Great taste. Smooth coconut flavor. Reasonably priced. Try with coconut pineapple sparkling water chilled. Great drink.

    nancy

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  • Ivanabitch Vodka Review By charles johnigan

    5 *****

    i just loved the taste of ivanabitch, it taste better than some of the other premiums vodka on the market these days, I have given it to my friends, and they also like it

    charles johnigan

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  • Ivanabitch Vodka Review By Bri

    4 *****

    I have never been a “vodka” drinker. …but I’m must say that when I saw the bottle of IVANABITCH sitting on a family members bar at a family function I was very much intrigued. I tasted (Peach), I snapped a shot with my iPhone5, Googled and next day headed straight to the Liq Store for some if my own….Vanilla, exquisite…blackberry also

    Bri

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  • Ivanabitch Vodka Review By LIGHTWEIGHT GIRL

    5 *****

    I have a low tolerance for liquor and 2 shots of this has me gone. IVANABITCH is amazing. Definitely recommended.

    LIGHTWEIGHT GIRL

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  • Ivanabitch Vodka Review By Sweet T

    4 *****

    Love, love, Loved the coconut vodka with my diet coke and half a key lime! So tropical and fresh..perfect for the beach!!

    Sweet T

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  • Ivanabitch Vodka Review By Tim

    1 *****

    I tried all of the flavors. Absolutely gross, couldn’t stomach any of them. You got your work cut out for you “b**ch.”

    Tim

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    • Ivanabitch Vodka Review By Krissy

      Got out of here, Tim! All favors are wonderful especially Peach, Blackberry, Coconut, and VANILLA!! Vanilla is the sh*t! The entire line is awesome. I’ve personally stocked up on all favors and serve it to my guest.. Stop being a hater Tim!!

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      • Ivanabitch Vodka Review By Keith

        He stated his opinion, which is his own. Nothing bad about that. He didn’t like it, he said he didn’t. No one cares if you do. It’s not like he was misleading in his review.

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