Zelko

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Zelko is a 40% ABV vodka from the United States. The vodka is produced by Majestic Distilling Co, Inc. The quality is considered to be bad. The average price is around $6.00 per 750mL. Rated 1 out of 5 based on 8 reviews.

Zelko Vodka Review

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Zelko is another bottom shelf vodka that I’d never seen before. Continuing my push into the bottom shelf vodka reviews, I picked up a bottle.

The Shot

The shot is bitter from the outset. Zelko expunges the mouth of moisture and replaces it with bitter flavors. The swallow burns and makes my stomach turn to the point where it almost expunged its contents. The aftertaste was bitter, but I was too busy choking back the vomit to grab my chaser, which made matters worse. Do not shoot this vodka.

The Mixed Drink

After such a horrible experience with the shot, Zelco mixed with Welch’s Strawberry Breeze is a relief. It’s not that the cocktail is good. It’s that it’s better than the shot. Zelko almost completely masks the sweet flavors of the mixer. This isn’t even a mixer I could live with.

Opinions

Zelko is the bottom of the vodka barrel. I would avoid it at all costs. At such a low price point, there are better vodkas within a dollar of the cost of Zelko. I typically keep my bottom shelf mixers in the fridge in the rare event that there is nothing left to drink and no where to buy anything else. Zelko is getting dumped down the drain immediately.

Rated 0 out of 5.

Robert Brodrecht

  • Zelko Vodka Review By Nicole

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    Zelko is zelko. It’s shitty, but there comes a point where you can’t afford anything else and it starts to taste like water. Some call it rock bottom. Some shut the fuck up and enjoy the party.

    Nicole

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    • Zelko Vodka Review By Bilbo

      preach

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  • Zelko Vodka Review By Joey

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    This vodka is terrific value for the price. After about the sixth handle, it starts to grow on you.

    Joey

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  • Zelko Vodka Review By Justin Jones

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    Zelko is designed for college students and the recently unemployed. If you want to get fucked up you should probably drink this and not visit vodka review sites. This unsavory vodka is basically a weak version of Everclear 100 proof. The only cocktail that begins to make this vodka acceptable is a very spicy Bloody Mary.

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    Justin Jones

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  • Zelko Vodka Review By chuckers

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    I commend you, it is hard for me to dump and bad cocktail down the drain, I dont think I could ever dump a whole bottle down the drain. Next time you get some horrible vodka just pour it into a top shelf emply bottle and watch the people rave about it when you serve it up. But if it is as bad as you say it is, you might feel to guilty serving it so i dunno.

    chuckers

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    • Zelko Vodka Review By Robert

      I literally almost puked. So, it didn’t make me feel bad to dump it. It was a small flask-sized bottle and it only cost a couple dollars. I wasn’t losing much. I think I’ve had more regret pouring out a glass of water.

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  • Zelko Vodka Review By Dan

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    Easily the worst vodka I’ve ever had. It just burns and burns.

    Dan

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  • Zelko Vodka Review By Chris A

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    At a bar in Washington, D.C., I was ordering a screwdriver, assuming they’d use Smirnoff or Svedka or another generic bar vodka. Glancing to where they were working I saw to my horror it was Zelko. I’m from Michigan, and I had never even seen a bottle before, and my mind immediately shot to this review and how my friends and I used Zelko as a threat in arguments, as I stood with my drink, not even three blocks from the U.S. Capitol, and there was the dreaded Zelko in my drink. Took a sip, pure bitter, so I decided to down it in 2 or 3 chugs since it was getting later and I thought what I had already drunk would help take the edge off. It did, barely. I didn’t feel like puking, but then again I didn’t shoot or even consider shooting it. I even tried to forget the review and try it on its own merits–yeah, didn’t work out.

    Chris A

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  • Zelko Vodka Review By roger

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    you know if you take a small sip of something then mix your shot of vodka in your mouth with that and sip it’s not as bad just make sure you take another drink rite after.. this is all i buy being i dont like spending much. but this trick works well

    roger

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  • Zelko Vodka Review By Zelko Kireta

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    this vodka sounds like a pure winner,especially the name its been given,im buying a case of it and going to love it

    Zelko Kireta

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  • Zelko Vodka Review By WGHARR

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    I pour mine over ice and add a touch of water, I LIKE, I LIKE !!!

    WGHARR

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  • Zelko Vodka Review By Nick g

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    Hands down one of the better vodkas I’ve had. It’s in everyone’s head that it’s a bad vodka because of the price but I think it goes down pretty easy especially with a chaser. Will definitely be my top choice

    Nick g

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  • Zelko Vodka Review By TRE

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    Zelko vodka is the best all i drink smooth and soft doesnt burn i drink it straight inexpensive but doesnt taste like it

    TRE

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  • Zelko Vodka Review By Derek

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    THIS SHIT IS GREAT!!!! FUCK OFF FUCKER its not meant to be great its meant to be for cheap college kids who can down this shit like champs unlike u bitches

    Derek

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  • Zelko Vodka Review By kc

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    i drink that shit all the time dont be a baby

    kc

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  • Zelko Vodka Review By The Boss

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    Your a fucking retard.

    The Boss

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