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Ivanabitch Menthol Tobacco

How could Dmitri possibly outdo his most creative vodka ever? Simple. Make it cooler. Only, few people know his brother, Dickie actually created the concoction by secretly pouring his peppermint schnapps into Dmitri’s Tobacco Vodka cocktail as a joke. Dmitri was outraged when he discovered the polluted cocktail until his girlfriend commented on his brilliance in topping his most recent flavor. Ultimately, Dmitri refined the vodka by adding menthol flavoring and took credit for the

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Ivanabitch Tobacco

One day as Dmitri Ivanabitch was drinking and enjoying a good cigar with his brother Dickie, he got one of those “aha!” moments: he would be the first man to walk on the moon! After his brother informed him that somebody had already done that, Dmitri, noticing how the smoke from his cigar seemed to mingle perfectly with the taste of his premium vodka, moved on to his next, and so much cooler idea: creating

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Reputed by a seriously unreliable source to have been created in the late 1600’s by Dmitri Ivanabitch, a wild-eyed Russian aristocrat, Ivanabitch vodka is a top-quality, premium product with so much attitude it’s enjoyed by rock stars and rappers all over the world.

Ketel One

Handcrafted in small batches, using traditional recipes at the Nolet Distillery in Holland. Founded 1691. Is the “ultimate” in the world of vodka… In a class by itself. For generations, the Nolet family in Holland has been distilling the finest spirits using techniques and recipes perfected by Jonnes Nolet and his successors since 1691. Ketel One, named after the original distilling ketel number one, is distilled in small batches using traditional pot stills, filtered through

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