Zelko is zelko. It’s shitty, but there comes a point where you can’t afford anything else and it starts to taste like water. Some call it rock bottom. Some shut the fuck up and enjoy the party.

This vodka is terrific value for the price. After about the sixth handle, it starts to grow on you.

I commend you, it is hard for me to dump and bad cocktail down the drain, I dont think I could ever dump a whole bottle down the drain. Next time you get some horrible vodka just pour it into a top shelf emply bottle and watch the people rave about it when you serve it up. But if it is as bad as you say it is, you might feel to guilty serving it so i dunno.

It is comparable to Grey Goose. Any Vodka drinker would love it. I would recommend buying stock in Majestic!

Wish I could give zero stars. Goes down like rubbing alcohol and chasers don’t help.

When I was in college I thought it would be a great idea to buy a few handles of this for a pregame I was having. I dont know what kind of extra-terrestrial science experiment created this liquid garbage, but needless to say, it made for a great party. After one sip I immediately wanted to take a knife and extract all my internal organs in order to get rid of the burning pain that was consuming my entire body. I woke up the next morning with vomit on the walls, and four girls in my bed. Probably wouldn’t recommend to anyone who doesn’t wanttheir insides to feel like a mixture of LSD, Acid, and Purell. 10/10

this vodka sounds like a pure winner,especially the name its been given,im buying a case of it and going to love it

I pour mine over ice and add a touch of water, I LIKE, I LIKE !!!

Easily the worst vodka I’ve ever had. It just burns and burns.

Zelko is designed for college students and the recently unemployed. If you want to get fucked up you should probably drink this and not visit vodka review sites. This unsavory vodka is basically a weak version of Everclear 100 proof. The only cocktail that begins to make this vodka acceptable is a very spicy Bloody Mary.

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At a bar in Washington, D.C., I was ordering a screwdriver, assuming they’d use Smirnoff or Svedka or another generic bar vodka. Glancing to where they were working I saw to my horror it was Zelko. I’m from Michigan, and I had never even seen a bottle before, and my mind immediately shot to this review and how my friends and I used Zelko as a threat in arguments, as I stood with my drink, not even three blocks from the U.S. Capitol, and there was the dreaded Zelko in my drink. Took a sip, pure bitter, so I decided to down it in 2 or 3 chugs since it was getting later and I thought what I had already drunk would help take the edge off. It did, barely. I didn’t feel like puking, but then again I didn’t shoot or even consider shooting it. I even tried to forget the review and try it on its own merits–yeah, didn’t work out.

you know if you take a small sip of something then mix your shot of vodka in your mouth with that and sip it’s not as bad just make sure you take another drink rite after.. this is all i buy being i dont like spending much. but this trick works well

Zelko vodka is the best all i drink smooth and soft doesnt burn i drink it straight inexpensive but doesnt taste like it

Hands down one of the better vodkas I’ve had. It’s in everyone’s head that it’s a bad vodka because of the price but I think it goes down pretty easy especially with a chaser. Will definitely be my top choice

THIS SHIT IS GREAT!!!! FUCK OFF FUCKER its not meant to be great its meant to be for cheap college kids who can down this shit like champs unlike u bitches

i drink that shit all the time dont be a baby

Your a fucking retard.